So I just smoked pot in my grandma’s backyard with my dog Pikachu. Well he didn’t smoke with me, he just sat there and watched me do it. I don’t like my grandma’s backyard because it’s huge, it’s dark, and it’s full of trees. Perfect setting for a serial killing, you know? Anyway, I digress.
So I came back into my room and started listening to Metallica, so obviously I started headbanging. So I’m headbanging and singing like a fucking nerd and I stop, then all of a sudden I when I stop I feel shaking and I’m just like “woah this is some good shit, it went straight to the head” then I go to Facebook to play some Bejeweled Blitz (like a boss) and I see everyone on my feed going nuts with “Did you feel that earthquake? Omg there was an earthquake”
So first I’m all “that was an earthquake? Well, shit” and after that I’m just like “damn, you bitches type fast.”
